Prepping for Inauguration’s Morning After

Ladies are scheduling blowouts; Men are digging out those tuxes.  Everyone in Washington wants to look their best, feel their best… and be AT the best Inaugural events this weekend.  But while the pre-prepping may be exciting, one local business says it’s a morning after package that’s actually essential.

The Grooming Lounge‘s Inaugural Ball Morning After Package — $350 — is designed specifically “for those who celebrated the victory a bit too hard” according to CEO Mike Gilman, who swears by this man-pampering package to survive everything surrounding the Presidential swearing-in.

Here’s what’s included: The Grooming Lounge will call to wake you and send town car transportation. After washing down two Tylenol with a replenishing tomato juice, the package continues with an energizing facial, a massage, and the all-important… bucket.