How peeved can you sound when you order your round? Seriously. Because at Thomas Foolery‘s (2029 P Street NW) new Angry Hour (replaces the Happy Hour), specials depend on your mad meter.
Opened last Wednesday in a space that everyone must have said they be a Fool to take (and, apparently, they were!), Tom Foolery is all about adding cockamamy to its cocktails. So what that it used to be Zeke’s Donuts… and TastiD-Lite’s first DC try lasted about a minute and a half?! This place has a digital ordering throne — and guess-the-price wine flights!
Local “notables” chose 40 beers/ciders/sissysips (Seriously. Three of them are Smirnoff flavors!) to round out the menu and advertise their own antics.* (We’re on the menu — yes, we’re mad for Magners!)
But you might want to order a Smirnoff even though some Fool told you to. Because you’ll can play Plinko for it. Aim that disc right and you’ll pay just $1 a bottle… or at most, a foolish $5.
These are just a sample of the spot’s shenanigans. Go. There’s more foolery to be found.
*No, you Fool! Participation in Thomas Foolery’s menu selection did not actually require advertisement.