You’d Have to be a Fool to Go to this New DC Bar

How peeved can you sound when you order your round?  Seriously.  Because at Thomas Foolery‘s (2029 P Street NW) new Angry Hour (replaces the Happy Hour), specials depend on your mad meter.

Opened last Wednesday in a space that everyone must have said they be a Fool to take (and, apparently, they were!), Tom Foolery is all about adding cockamamy to its cocktails.  So what that it used to be Zeke’s Donuts… and TastiD-Lite’s first DC try lasted about a minute and a half?!   This place has a digital ordering throne — and guess-the-price wine flights!

Local “notables” chose 40 beers/ciders/sissysips (Seriously. Three of them are Smirnoff flavors!) to round out the menu and advertise their own antics.*  (We’re on the menu — yes, we’re mad for Magners!)

But you might want to order a Smirnoff even though some Fool told you to.  Because you’ll can play Plinko for it.  Aim that disc right and you’ll pay just $1 a bottle… or at most, a foolish $5.

These are just a sample of the spot’s shenanigans.  Go.  There’s more foolery to be found.

*No, you Fool!  Participation in Thomas Foolery’s menu selection did not actually require advertisement.